P.I.M.P(People for the Ingestion of Meamoderated - created 01/05/05 |
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PIMP. People for the Ingestion of Meat Products.
PIMP is dedicated to propogating awareness of the wide variety of benefits available from the ingestion of meat.
Consider: one pound of hickory-smoked bacon contains, on average, six ounces of fat (test based on Hillshire Farms Lean Slices). That's a good bit of fat. Skinny folks like Josh appreciate it, especially this time of year.
Also, studies show that if deer weren't hunted, skinned, butchered and eaten in delciously large quantities of steaming, dripping hunks of fine, juicy red meat, lavishly coated with the sauce or condiment of your choice, well...there'd be far too many Bambi's on our nation's roads. Further, it has been scientifically proven that these deer would be more likely to be struck by a vegetarian or vegan driver than anyone else, as they are sorely lacking in the main proteins necessary to promote good night vision.
Donations to PIMP are encouraged (cash is best). Send them to me as often as possible, preferably in small bills and amounts less than 10,000 dollars, as anything over that amount gets reported to the law upon deposit, and I've got enough trouble as it is, what with the ludicrously high alcohol tolerance I have, not to mention the rent, and the medical bills I've got. Something about clogged arteries, my doctor says......
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